Toilet etiquettes..... err..what????

Life comes a full circle ....it reaches where you started ....

I felt ashamed of the fact when I came to know about the steps taken by the Swiss railways to teach people from the asian region and the middle east about how to relive ourselves in their abode!!!! Well everyone knows that Indians ,when they come to cleanliness are nuts but the whole Asian community included in the category was something of a shock,yes seriously!!!! We Indian have started the campaign of making people aware of the importance
of owning a toilet only now,so it becomes obvious that knowing toilet etiquettes,that too western is a far away dream. But what makes me bewildered is at the fact that the class of people which I have said about above don't make a casual trip to foreign land . It is mostly the higher class people who might make several trips in a year and the other are those middle class ones who might plan a lifetime for a foreign trip, saving meticulously their entire life. The higher class people are always trying to ape the western culture blindly.So it zeros on the middle class people who are not accoustomed to the culture mostly. I myself has never gone out of the country but whenever I have visited a domestic airport and used the washroom ,the Indian style toilet is in demand most of the time.

 I too personally like the Indian style because I have my own reasons. I never like sitting on it because the thought of sharing the same toilet with countless people is like ewww...  In this age where everything is "use and throw" how could we share such an important thing. Their are chances of getting infected!!!!  This may sound stinky but remember how we are told to wash our hand when using any public appliance. Then how can such an important thing left behind???

I know every invention is out of necessity but to use it unconditionally without a thought doesn't makes a sense. People who are old should be left with such comfort not all... I remember visiting a museum and there was a clear sign in the lift that, people who are disable can only use it. I was tired still I push myself through the stairs...oh I remember I only had to go to the second level!!!!

Another very important survey has come to the picture that it is only in the squatting position that we are able to relive ourselves completely and comfortably leaving no scope for constipation. Some of our Hindi movies are trying to educate us as well in this field!!!! I always used to think how can people spend so much time in the toilet? Well the only reason can be that the place has become nonfunctional as well as too comfortable!!!!

I wish when I get a chance to visit a foreign country by that time they come up with a compulsory indian style toilet otherwise I have to cramp my legs every time. And for the people who poop in the shower I have only one thing to say stop thinking it to be waterfall guys. Try to control or else brush up your toilet etiquettes!!!!!